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1st Logo

(1982-2016)

Antique Video (1982)

Antique Video (1982)

Nicknames: "2 Minutes of Boring Slideshow", "The Longest Logo Ever", "The 2-Minute-Long Cyrumuese Slideshow", "2 Minutes of Nothing"

Logo: On the white background, we see the blue text saying "Framtíð þín byrjar hér (Your future starts here in Icelandic)." fading into view. After the text fades out, we see the fading slideshow of various scenes and stars from old movies, with the picture being:

  • The picture of the man with the hat standing looking at the house at night (from The Exorcist theatrical poster).
  • The picture of the man on the chair, looking at us.
  • The picture of the face of the woman.
  • The picture of the woman looking on the top-left.
  • The picture of the man, looking at the left.
  • The picture of the face of the man.
  • Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
  • Picture of the man wearing the hat, looking on the right.
  • The picture of the Toa Mata on stairs from Quest for the Masks
  • The another picture of the face of the man.
  • The still shot of the shower scene from Psycho.
  • The another picture of the man, looking at the left.
  • The picture of the man looking at the right
  • The picture of the man with the mustache standing at the door.

When we see the last picture, a blue logo fades in, consisting of "ANTIUQUE" with the "A" and "E" being the biggest letters, with four lines below the letters "NT" and "U", with "VIDEO" below these letters. The picture fades to white, leaving the logo.

Trivia: For over 30 years, this logo is the record-holder of the Guinness World Records for being the longest logo that ever existed, timing around 2 minutes.

FX/SFX: Just the fading pictures and the logo.

Cheesy Factor: Overall a boring yet interesting concept, but what really makes the logo cheesy, is that it's with no doubt the most longest logo ever made! Let's put it explanatory: clocking at around 2 minutes, this is even longer than the Greek Photo Video logo and Hammer Video Home logo! What's worse is that the Photo Video logo has more effort on the animation rather than just displaying some old pictures, at least this looks less cheap in quality and more relaxing, however, the next logo is way worse!

Music/Sounds: A slow new age theme when the slideshow starts.

Availability: Can be seen on a lot of VHS tapes and DVDs thoughtout it's long run like in the Cyrumuese VHS copy of Quest for the Masks and other old movies throughout the country.

Scare Factor: None to medium. Some images on the slideshow might get some. This makes up the yet another logo for fast-forwarding due to its overlay long length, but others may feel interested on watching it all the way through, but it may surprise Bionicle fans due to the picture of Toa Mata appearing on the logo.

2nd Logo

(2016-)

Antique video 2016
Antique Video (2016)

Antique Video (2016)

Nicknames: "2 Minutes of Boring Slideshow II", "The Longest New Logo Ever", "Worst Logo in the 2010s"

Logo: On the black background, we see the blue text saying "Framtíð þín byrjar hér (Your future starts here in Icelandic)." fading into view. After the text fades out, we see the fading slideshow of various scenes and stars from web series, TV series, world cinema, anime, older movies, documentary, independent movies and direct to video, with the picture being:

  • Mr. D.
  • The picture of the Kirito and Asuna from Sword Art Online.
  • The picture of the Android Cop.
  • The picture of the polar bear.
  • The picture of the man looking at the left.
  • The picture of the woman.
  • The picture of the Ruby Rose from RWBY.
  • Ladybug and Cat Noir.
  • The picture of the Amy Fleming from Heartland.
  • The picture of the face of the man.
  • The picture of the Joey Graceffa from Escape The Night.
  • The picture of the Shortland Street cast.
  • The picture of the Toa Inika from Bionicle.
  • The picture of the Jake Doyle from Republic of Doyle.

When we see the last picture, a blue logo fades in, consisting of "Antique" with the "A" and "V" being the biggest letters. the whole thing fades to black except for the logo.

Variant: Starting in 2017, there is a 17-minute-Long version. The variant is more boring than other things. The variant makes people turn off the DVD/VHS player.

FX/SFX: Just the fading pictures and the logo.

Cheesy Factor: WAY OFF THE CHARTS!!! ...we mean, sheesh! And we thought the previous logo wasn't enough! How could they have messed this up so bad? The logo is outdated for 2016 and since the music is the same as the previous logo, that also sounds outdated. The logo also stoles most of the images copyrighted by Lego (Bionicle), Zagtoon (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir), YouTube Premium (Escape The Night), The Asylum (Android Cop), CBC Canada (Heartland, Mr. D and Republic of Doyle), TVNZ New Zealand (Shortland Street), Aniplex (Sword Art Online), and Rooster Teeth (RWBY) without their knowledge. They even stole some images from Wikimedia Commons as well! Overall, speaking more about the logo itself, this is up there with the 2003 FADYO logo! This could be a contender for the worst logo ever.

Music/Sounds: Same as the previous logo.

Availability: Seen on the company's newer releases, like Trollhunters, Sword Art Online: Aincrad, The Princess and The Cobbler, Freaky, Little Witch Academia, Bionicle Ignition: Island of Doom and other TV shows, independent movies, old movies throughout the country.

Scare Factor: None, you will laugh how long, and cheesy this is! The 17-minute version is more boring than the original.

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