Adam's Dream Logos 2.0 - Adam's Closing Logos - Dream Logos Wiki

1st Logo


Logo: On a black background, we see the words "FEATURE PRESENTATION" in white.

Variant: On Don't Buy Me Love Again, the words are in a different font.

FX/SFX: None.

Cheesy Factor: Cheese Me! This logo is just too plain and looks like it was done in just 2 minutes. C'mon! Need some animation!

Music/Sounds: The announcer saying "And now, our feature presentation!". The announcer is Jesse Schwartz, who later voiced Leo (from Disney's Little Einsteins).

Availability: Rare, seen on some Bartlett Toy Video releases from 1987 until 1989.

2nd Logo


Nickname: "Fast Letter Connection"

Logo: On a grey background, we see the gold words "FEATURE PRESENTATION", connecting at a fast speed and zooming up. The words "shine".

FX/SFX: The connecting, the zooming up and the "shining".

Music/Sounds: The announcer (Jesse Schwartz, the same announcer) saying "And now, our feature presentation!". 

Availability: Very rare.

Scare Factor: Low, due to the fast pace. However, the next logo is a entirely different story...

3rd Logo


Nicknames: "Flash Bang", "The Flash", "Evil Flash", "The Flash of Doom", "The Flash from Hell", "The Worst Feature Presentation Ever", "Why Bartlett Toy, WHY?!", "The reason why I don't want to buy Bartlett Toy's tapes from the 1990's", "WHOOSH... BANG!", "Another Personification Of All That Is Evil", "FLASH...AAAA"

Logo: On a white background, which later turns black, the words "FEATURE PRESENTATION" zoom out. When it reaches the middle of the screen, a flash occurs and dies down to reveal that the background is blue and the words are white. 

FX/SFX: The zooming out and the flash.

Music/Sounds: An whooshing sound, then a orchestral hit, followed by the announcer saying "And now, our feature presentation..." in a creepy monotone.

Availability: Can be seen on VHS releases until 1999.

Scare Factor: High to NIGHTMARE, the flash and the announcer doesn't make a friendly combination at all.

4th Logo


Nicknames: "Fast Letter Connection II", "Spooky Letters"

Logo: On a black background, we see the blue words "FEATURE PRESENTATION" connecting and zooming in.

FX/SFX: The words connecting and zooming in.

Music/Sounds: George Jetson's voice saying "And now, our feature presentation!". 

Availability: Can be seen on 1999-2006 tapes.

Scare Factor: Low to medium, the spooky font of the letters as well as the dark background may startle some people. Otherwise, it's harmless.

5th Logo


Logo: TBA

Trivia: TBA


Cheesy Factor: TBA

Music/Sounds: TBA

Availability: TBA

Scare Factor: TBA

6th Logo


Logo: On a dark purple background with many yellow lines moving and a light moving from the bottom-left, we see the grey words "Feature Presentation" zoom out. The words "shine".

FX/SFX: The lines moving, the light coming, the zooming out and the shining.

Music/Sounds: An rock theme with an female announcer saying "Now, it's time to relax and enjoy the feature presentation!". 

Availability: Common.

Scare Factor: None.