Logo Bloopers 32: Give Up, Director?

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Bloopers

Rankin-Bass Productions (December 19, 1968-December 10, 1974)

1. The rectangle didn't shut like a door.
2. The tube is black instead of white.
3. The circles flew off as soon as they appear. The director, the Osodashi Kamen from Jankenman (1991), says "CUT! Don't fly away!".
4. The logo reads "goLd team RULES!"
5. The rectangle suddenly became anthropomorphic, and says "WHY YOU LITTLE!" while strangling Osodashi like Homer Simpson did to Bart.
6. The logo is replaced with an 1988 Office Max logo and the slogan "We Go To The Max For You" appears under it. Osodashi shouts "WRONG LOGO!"
7. Instead of the Videocraft International music, the song "Victim" by Leslie Parrish is played and Osodashi says "CUT!"
8. Halfway through the logo, Jankenman flies through it and Osodashi says "Get out of the set, Jankenman! This logo is NOT made for you!
9. The logo is done correctly.

Sacred Fire Productions 4th Logo (2017-present, English version)

1. Ho-Oh is replaced with Lugia and the director, Aqua the Shiny Mew, says "Cut! Where's Ho-Oh!?" Lugia says "I'm getting rid of him because I'm very jealous".
2. Ho-Oh uses Aeroblast instead of Sacred Fire and Aqua says "Wrong move!".
3. Ho-Oh emits Lugia's cry instead of its own and Aqua facepalms.
4. Ho-Oh is replaced with Osodashi Kamen from Jankenman (1991) in his 80's clothing and sings "Laser Light" by Latin lover and Aqua says "Get out of the set, Osodashi or I'll call Ashi Productions to come and get you!"
5. Ho-Oh is replaced with Yoshi and Aqua facepalms again.
6. Mt. Tensei is replaced by a Ho-Oh Shrine from the second logo and Aqua says "That's already used in the second logo, don't we?"
7. Halfway through the logo, Osodashi Kamen appears in the center and dances to "Bad Desire" by F.C.F.
8. Ho-Oh flies away and Aqua says "Cut! Don't fly away!"
9. Ho-Oh plays "Love Spy" by Mike Mareen on the keyboard and Aqua says "Cut! Can you please bring the keyboard back to Masked Osodashi?"
10. Halfway through the logo, Lugia uses Hydro Pump on Ho-Oh and Aqua yells "Cut! Battle time is over, Lugia!"
11. Ho-Oh sleep in DiC Kid in Bed's bed and the Sacred Fire Productions logo zooms through the window. Then Jankenman's voice says "DiC!" in a cheerful voice. Aqua says "CUT! This is the twelfth chance, so we have to get this bumper right!". Suddenly, the Sacred Fire Productions logo morphs into the Authority Films logo and Aqua shrieks "AAAAAAAAHHHH!".
12. The logo reads "Let's Get Some Air" instead of "Sacred Fire Productions".
13. Halfway through the logo, Osodashi Kamen comes in, puffs his cheeks and vomits on Ho-Oh. Also, the logo reads "BONES, PIES, WAFFLES, MUSHROOMS, PEPPERS, SPINACH, SUCCOTASH, AND CRACKERS!" with the face from the Dynamikun logo the end of those words and Aqua shrieks "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!".
14. Baikinman (from Soreike! Anpanman) throws a pie at Ho-Oh and Aqua says "Cut! Don't throw a pie at Ho-Oh!".
15. Instead of the original, the theme plays "I'll Be There (Full Power D.J. Mix)" by Dandy Livingston. Aqua yells "Wrong music!".
16. The logo is done correctly.